Top 10 things a f*ck buddy shouldn’t do:
THREE SENIOR GIRLS, Contributors
10. Have sex with me during the daytime.
9. Walk my roommate back to our room from the academic side of campus.
8. Eat any meal with me other than drunk pizza.
7. Help me get my car out of the snow.
6. Give me any gifts that aren’t beer.
5. Take a picture with me.
4. Call me on the phone for any reason other than to come open the door for you.
3. Go to my symposium.
2. Bring me a Milkshake Mondays milkshake in the library.
1. Drive me anywhere except to get Plan B.