By Joy Belamarich
Seven things not to say before you get laid:
1. Can you hold on, I need to poop…Commons was rough.
2. Wait, were you in my FYI?
3. Sorry there’s a little frostbite on it…I went on a bell run last night.
4. Oh, just to warn you…sometimes I yell TRON when I come.
5. Have you done that Tom McBride paper yet?
6. Let’s take this to the spirituality room.
7. Do you want to order Palermo’s now so it’s here by the time we’re done?